Smoke signals, pony express and a first-class stamp are more our style.
(Yes, we do realize we're blogging this very moment...)
Instead of limiting ourselves to 140 characters of what the current state of affairs is around here, we opt to send letters in the mail. You know, like the good old days? When the only news you really needed came by post.
Here's a lovely box of stationery sure to get your words on paper once again.